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Jul 02, 09 at 3:00pm
My mum is an annoying german woman

I try to help her, she gets mad at me, then blames my dad and men in general.

She's having the kitchen done, so I was just helping her put the shelves together, and the bloody wooden shelf lands on my toe and I'm like ow ow, and shes like OMG I MAY ASWEL DO IT MY SELF ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON THE COMPUTER YOU DON'T CARE.

The above I REALLY detest because all day I try to help her, and she just gets mad at me...

And she gets me to do everything, because I'm a "man"

This today meant me coming up to her room, where she was, to take a toaster downstairs, because she was tired...

The toaster weighs less than my penis, but she just uses the "im a hard done by mother" Excuse for everything.

This is really winding me up. She blames my dad for everything, when he was really helping her with the house and stuff, and he pays her alimoney (200 quid a month) when he is a pensioner, earns considerably less, and has another son to pay for, aside from me. He hasn't got to many friends now, what with breaking up with two partners and all his school and work collegues having moved away, and a few have died. Yet she still blames him for all her troubles. Seriously winding me up.


Germans..

Just, post some funny women related pictures for me, please. Anything with a get back in the kitchen joke would really cheer me up.

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Jul 02, 09 at 3:02pm
re: My mum is an annoying german woman

What do you say to a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you told her twice



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Jul 02, 09 at 3:04pm
re: My mum is an annoying german woman

Have you tried telling her how you feel, maybe she doesn't realize how shit she's making you feel. Okay she may take it the wrong way and have another go at you, but if she does, let her, FFS your only trying to help.

I reckon confronting her is worth a go.


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Jul 02, 09 at 3:14pm
re: My mum is an annoying german woman

What's the bitch doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Being tired is no excuse.

Besides, if you're not hitting her every time she speaks up you're doin it wrong.



But in all seriousness, that poor man. Make it clear to her that you won't have her insult your father.
If she's so bitchy to him, why is he helping her with shelves and so forth?


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Jul 02, 09 at 3:14pm
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Some people always get grudgy and blame there exes for there shortcomings . Unavoidable and stops them fixing what is there fault. Stop taking it and just tell her straight to sort her shit out ,get over it and stop blaming your dad because you cant stand it. Especially when hes still coming by and helping her out.
If she dont like her life tell her to stop bitching and change it.

If this is recent split up then give her time but its 6-12 months old then tell her get a grip.

Moody bitch.
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Jul 02, 09 at 3:18pm
re: My mum is an annoying german woman

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

I don't like people who blame other people.




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Jul 02, 09 at 3:19pm
re: My mum is an annoying german woman

Stories like this make me love my mother.

Yeah, I'm afraid I won't be able to contribute much rage to this thread... I'll just leave. :<


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Jul 02, 09 at 3:20pm
re: My mum is an annoying german woman

Why do women have smaller feet then men?

So they can get closer to the sink.





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Jul 02, 09 at 3:22pm
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lol its not hard to contribute . I have a near perfect mother and still see his situation as infuriating. Im sure you know someone who is still blaming there ex 2 years down the line . lol

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Jul 02, 09 at 3:24pm
re: My mum is an annoying german woman

quote Lucas0
What do you say to a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you told her twice
You embarrass me.


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Jul 02, 09 at 3:25pm
re: My mum is an annoying german woman

Why was the woman so bad at football?
Who cares what I want to know is why she was out of the kitchen?!



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Jul 02, 09 at 3:26pm
re: My mum is an annoying german woman

quote Lone Warrior
Stories like this make me love my mother.

Yeah, I'm afraid I won't be able to contribute much rage to this thread... I'll just leave. :<

I still love her.. Its just wrong that she takes her stress out on everyone else and seems to think its okay.


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Jul 02, 09 at 3:26pm
re: My mum is an annoying german woman

A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it?
The man; he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.




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Jul 02, 09 at 3:36pm
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I love you guys

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Jul 02, 09 at 3:38pm
re: My mum is an annoying german woman

quote Lucas0
What do you say to a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you told her twice
The correct answer is: Nothing you haven't already told her twice.

If she still isn't getting the picture, why stop telling her? Do you give up that easily? You are a shame to men everywhere.


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