4) eh... It can be really depressing having saints row 1 and not having the second..

5) when you put a satchel on someone they don't think to juts take it off, instead they run around

6. You don't need brakes.
7. You can get sex change for a week's work on minimum wage.
8. Surgeons are expert martial arts instructors.

9. It only takes five years for a clothing manufacturer to turn a broken down ghetto into a Totalitarian community.
10. dieing on a street corner != rotting in a coma for five years

11.The only good prostitutes are fat ladys with g-strings and orange hair!?

12."What now?" "...well we own this city....so whatever the *bleep* we want!"<---- they dont know so dont blame me for anything

13.I would have died on that street corner!
14.If it wasnt for Julius
15.And if it wasnt for him i wouldnt have been in that god damn coma! lol

quote A Definite Product

9. It only takes five years for a clothing manufacturer to turn a broken down ghetto into a Totalitarian community.
10. dieing on a street corner != rotting in a coma for five years

quote marquis hyuuga

13.I would have died on that street corner!
14.If it wasnt for Julius
15.And if it wasnt for him i wouldnt have been in that god damn coma!

So... what you added is "if it wasn't for Julius", which isn't even something you can learn... okay.

16) Emergency vehicle lights stay on if activated in SR1 and not in SR2.
17) You can buy a store for $5000 and make $300 a day for life.
18) You are really strong and throw big people a long way.
19) Your vehicle is to big for this garage.
20) Smoking is neither bad for you or good.
21) Sometimes for fall through a crack in the land and into a void of northingness falling till till you are respawned.
22) Religon is the answer. There is no other way to lose police attention quicker.
23) Your akin is somehow made of a highly bullit resistant kevlar material as you can withstand a serious amount of punishment from firearms.
24) Being dragged around tied to the back of a truck looks painfull.
25) You actually become attatched to your character.
26) Life is just a game.

17) the main character is a one man army, able to weild any and i mean any weapon with extreme precision and able to withstand large amounts of damage and with the completion of the chinatown snatch missions has 3X regenerating health witch by this video game standards is nearly immortal
18)the main character has infinity parachutes
19)rival gang members will gladly give their lives in an atempt to protect their precious graffiti tagged spot on a wall
20)their is a secret pimp gang that will send a horde of pimps after anyone who kills one of their own
21)the final bossfights for the 3 gangs are freakin EPIC
22)their is an enormous inflatable rabbit in the northwest part of the ocean
23)tazer's are very annoying nuff said
24)a shotgun is best concealed in pimpcane form
25)airport security don't mind if you just walk in and fly off with a plane
26)[spoiler=]julius is an idiot in SR2 compared to SR1[/spoiler]
27)in SR1 some stippers have have no bra but have starshaped coverup in SR2 they always have a bra on
28)half the time i jump out of a plane its awkwardly enough that i'm unable to open a parachute

29) All you need is a cell phone and a number to morph the world into your favor
30) Bathrooms holding prostitutes that want to have sex with you are clearly marked by a glowing circle in front of them
31)Lighthouses have bullet proof glass at the top.
32) It is illegal to hit any property in front of a cop, but legal to hit other cars, and drive on the wrong side of the road
33) Throwing people from high places earns you gang respect, so does shooting rival gang members in the nuts

34) it is only fully illegal to murder if there are no cops around or if you kill more then 3 people
35)Weilding guns in front of police is not illegal, neither is shooting guns in public when not around police

36)that mute shit was getting old

37) it only takes about $3000 to fully pimp any ride
38) everyone else in the city can ride a skateboard except you

39) Plastic surgery only costs $500, including a full sex change, but a take away hamburger costs $75
40) You can reload automatic pistols by twirling them on your fingers like a gunslinger